Some Fall Out Boy songs are like I’m punk rock and I’m fucking ANGRY and others are like I’m punk rock and don’t look at me because I’m crying
By Panic! at the Disco
Ignore the block things on the left I'll figure out how to get those to work at some point.
in a world full of the word yes i’m here to scream
i feel like this is necessary to have on my tumble
how do u mute ur parents
actually doing what they tell you to do
thank u 2young2care-yolo
The most frustrating thing that happens to me is when your hand is in a really nice position but you move it and then can’t remember the the best postition it was in
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.