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Um hi... I am SO confused by tumblr its not even funny...
Ignore the block things on the left I'll figure out how to get those to work at some point.
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Artist: Needs Headphones
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so-give-me-all-your-pois0n:

randoctorlockedtalia:

sherlock-hannibalcrazy:

gilbertabeilschmidt:

piercingsirensfrommars:

luke-calum-micheal-ashton:

lovinglifelonely:

taylorsghost:

erin-the-lovely-dreamer:

eatshtanddropdead:

1dstalking:

impalaincamelot:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

The back of my head is tingling.

OMG EVERYONE GO GET UR HEADPHONES AND LISTEN TO THIS. IT’S ACTUALLY SO COOL. BUT U NEED HEADPHONES FOR IT TO WORK

This is fucking brilliant

HOLY FUCK OMG

I USE TO LISTEN TO THIS EVERY DAY NO REGRETSSSS

I’M SERIOUS PEOPLE 

THIS IS LIFE CHANGING

I MADE MY ENTIRE FAMILY LISTEN TO THIS

IT IS FREAKING MAGIC

but when he puts the bags it feels soo real!!

this is amazing wow and a little creepy

Woah

Most amazing thing ever

This is some trippy shit

WHEN HE WHISPERS IN YOUR EAR HOLY SHIT I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF IT SOUNDS SO REAL

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jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

sometimeseveryonelives:

soggymuffins:

nosatan:

acetucker:

hulkgoesrawr:

PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF

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I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.

I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed that loudly before. I was NOT expecting that!

LMFAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANHT

can i just say that i really fucking love tumblr

Seriously the best thing ever! Thank you for making my day tumblr! =)

I FUCKING KNEW WHAT WAS COMING

co-gi-to:

untamedcomets:

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

nixonsjowels:

screamameme:

I tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did.

But how far were they going to go?

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Tumblr Photoset #13

Want to see more?

American photoset #12 

rexuality:

deathcomes4u:

THE ANIMATION IN BAMBI IS MUCH MORE ACCURATE THAN I REALISED HOLY SHITNUGGETS

what are deers even trying to accomplish

rexuality:

deathcomes4u:

THE ANIMATION IN BAMBI IS MUCH MORE ACCURATE THAN I REALISED HOLY SHITNUGGETS

what are deers even trying to accomplish

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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secretlyademigodinthetardis:

queer-multifandom-and-proud:

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

OH SHIT

So basically a game where you are Dean Winchester

thewalkingmapal:

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

commercialisation